Mustache and beard trend needs to be over

Got an email from Etsy this morning showing trendy items for sale on their site and I must share these with you. For those of you not in the know....mustaches appear on everything now, cups, dishes, towels, sheets, stationary and cards...you name the product, it has probably had a mustache design on it ....and beards are becoming hotter also. But as far as I am concerned this trend has gone a little too far.

Okay so it is fun for the young to perk up a dull day







Please do not let me see this on anyone I know and that includes you Elliot even if it would be a joke.

This is frightening and seems it would end up a gooey mess








Looks like a shag rug on a 3 year old face